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Sucklord Talking Plush

Sucklord Talking Plush

Designed by: Gary Ham

Dimensions: 12 inches
Medium: Plush
Ratio: Limited Edition of 1000


 

Price: $24.99


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Sucklord Talking Plush by Gary Ham

Based on a design by Gary Ham, this little guy will remind you of the actual Sucklord, and with a press of his palm he will spout annoying sayings at you. At least until the batteries die. 12 inches tall. Edition of 1000.

'Which do you want? Pretty face or the metal face?'
'F*ck you, pay me.'
'This sh*t has balls. That sh*t's whack.'
'Star Wars, and I'm gonna stick to this, is my touchstone.'
'I don't destroy balls; I just bruise them a little bit.'
'I'm just a hardworkin' American entrepreneur.'
'You're an a**hole for buying this.'
'So what if I piss in jars? I got nothin' to hide.'
'Suckadelic, the best and worst at the same time.'
'I'm compact, economical and proud. Being tall is whack.'
'When you're a legend. You are obligated to be legendary.'
'I'm a professional, ya understand me? Pro-fessional.'
'What the f*ck am I supposed to do without my paint spatter? Huh?'
'Being the Sucklord is a full time gig. You don't understand it.'





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